On Web Journalism
Nice blog you investigatory fuck.
On the Relevance of Literary Theory
I don’t know how I go from talking about the metaphysical elements of Moby Dick to being like YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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1 On Georgetown
Let me tell you about Georgetown for a minute. I’m at a bar and it’s straight up white chicks dancing with black dudes like mad condescending. Seriously. They think it’s a novelty. Like sushi.
Amateur Lexicography
BUTTPUSSY
On Women
Yo, you think that girl cute, or you think she gotta extra chromosome?
